1. coochiejuice:

    The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die

    (via cynicalcup)

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  2. princewarblersteenagedream:

    blaineytroye-anderson:

    screaming-towards-apotheosis:

    sebadasstian-stan:

    agentsofthenterprise:

    so how about a movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt directed by Christopher Nolan naturally titled The Crisis 

    THE CHRISIS

    Coming out this Christmas

    Written by Chris Colfer

    Music by Darren Criss

    (via chaosnil)

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  4. beccamakalapua:

    punkasslouis:

    punkasslouis:

    I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

    update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

    don’t you have clothes in your closet

    (via katierae303)

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  5. rcah:

TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 

    rcah:

    TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 

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  7. sunblooms:

Norton Anti-Vorus helping you throw shade.

    sunblooms:

    Norton Anti-Vorus helping you throw shade.

    (via adammhussayn)

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  8. elovers:

People have some real issues

    elovers:

    People have some real issues

    (via thedevineblog)

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  9. elevensleeps:

    elevensleeps:

    my mom says hey

    image

    (via troyesivan)

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  10. radical-beta:

    when someone you don’t like loves the same song as you

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    (via chaosnil)

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